A solo show by comedian Deanna Ortiz (3x voted Chicago Readers Best Standup, 2025 Time Out Comics To Watch)

Deanna Ortiz used to think her job was just posting thirst traps for pornstars. Turns out, it was also therapy… with a 401(k). In Funny Slut, Deanna tells the hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt story of working in social media for the adult entertainment industry, where she learned to embrace chaos, confidence, and her inner hot girl all while replying “Thanks, babe!” to strangers in the comments.

Through NSFW inboxes, awkward Zoom calls, and the daily existential crisis of writing obscenities in a brand-safe tone, Deanna found something bigger than a paycheck… herself.

Funny Slut is a sharp, self-aware, and hilarious look at what happens when your day job is sex, and your side hustle is soul-searching. It's for anyone who's ever felt weird about their job, their body, or their browser history.

TO PURCHASE TICKETS: Please click on the showtime under the date you wish to attend.

• All events are 21+ and IDs required for entry.
• Tickets are General Admission.
• Please arrive NO LATER than 15 minutes before show start time.
• All seating is first come, first served. Please arrive early to ensure your party can be seated together.
• If you do not arrive by 15 minutes after show start time, your tickets may expire and we cannot guarantee that your seats will still be available.
• There is NO item minimum for attending shows, however we do offer a full bar selection, mocktails and other non-alcoholic options, as well a a rotating selection of snacks.

Planet of the Tapes specializes in table service, with a convenient silent ordering system. Instead of leaving your table to get in line at a busy bar, just fill out a ticket with your drink order and a server will promptly and quietly bring your drinks to the table. We're a small room, and we're not overcrowded. You'll be no more than 25 feet away from your favorite performer.

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